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[lostpunk]

So there's all sorts of people here, right? Got all kinds of crazy powers and stuff?

[Rufio is sitting in the center of town on the edge of the fountain, munching on an apple he's just nabbed out of the grocers. (The whole imaginary food thing wasn't working out for him so well out of Neverland.) He wishes the store was manned, in a way. There isn't much of a thrill pilfering food this way.]

Which ones of you don't age?

[Because he's realizing that in this place that list isn't going to include him.]

Comments

[all7seas]

..........That is a fascinating story. Really.

[lostpunk]

Hey, I don't care what you think of it.

[all7seas]

You've got to punch it up a bit at the end part. Or the middle. Or the beginning.

[lostpunk]

Why does it matter?

[all7seas]

Well how are you going to impress the wenches?

[lostpunk]

I don't care about your pirate wenches.

[all7seas]

Oh.











I see.

[lostpunk]

...You see what?

[all7seas]

Nothing nothing!

[lostpunk]

Liar.

[all7seas]

Codfish.

[lostpunk]

[Oh no you did not.]

Dung snorter.

[all7seas]

Dung eater.

[lostpunk]

Pickled fart bag.

[all7seas]

Bruised fart-breathing turd-licker.

[lostpunk]

Wrinkle-faced mucus gargling maggot butt.

[all7seas]

Floppy-bottomed haddock-riding liver scooper.

[lostpunk]

Crusty-nailed sewer rat with ear fungus.

[all7seas]

Ooof. Well YOU'RE a mudlark's bottom, you are!

[lostpunk]

What's a mudlark, pussbag?

[all7seas]

A scurvy garbage-picker, ignoramus!

[lostpunk]

Well you're maggot droppings.

[all7seas]

You're the stuff moldering UNDER the maggot droppings!

[lostpunk]

You're the crust on the butthole of a hippo.

[all7seas]

And you, sir, are the maggots in that very butthole!